Typical Office Conversation

Me:

Sheri, here’s some checks for you to pull.

Sheri:

Checks, checks, checky-poos.

Sheri:

HEY!!! Glasses today!

Me:

Yep.

Sheri:

We match! Hey Steve, we’re both wearing glasses! AND black shirts! It’s a matchy-day! Too bad you’re not wearing black.

Steve:

I’m wearing black underwear, does that count?