Silverware

Setting: Calm, quiet office, with a well-known candy jar full of Worther's Originals.
Mood: Girl in skirt, peacefully typing and using her brain to a good majority of it's potential.
Action: Machinist in oil-spatter enters at doorway, reaches for two pieces of candy, and pauses on his way out to offer this report:

"I've got matching silverware for the plate in my head."

IMMENSE ENJOYMENT ENSUES FOR GIRL IN SKIRT.